Saturday, September 24. 2005The Funniest, Saddest and Scariest Mangled Statements by President George W. BushThe Funniest, Saddest and Scariest Mangled Statements by President George W. Bush The following was found thru research on the internet. The content shown here does not necessarily show the views of FastlaneGT, the owner, management, or partners. Funniest Blunders by George W. BushThey never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,and neither do we." —"That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental—supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." --George W. Bush, "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in going to do something about it." — "There's an old...saying in (4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --George W. Bush to "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold and allies with the world's worst weapons." --George W. Bush, "As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." --George W. Bush, 10.28.03. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." -- "I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." --George W. Bush, campaigning for Gov. Mike Huckabee, "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make--it would hope--put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." --G.W. Bush, "I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." --G.W. Bush, "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — "We spent a lot of time talking about nation that suffers from incredible disease." — "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' — "We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." — "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." — as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of “The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." — "I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in was better than here in people see a better future." — "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." — "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" — "Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, "Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement—retiring—in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring." — "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." —as quoted by the New York Daily News, "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet….I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." —President George W. Bush, after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." — explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, "...that's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric." "Security is the essential roadblock to achieving here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and t heir belief in freedom, helped change America."— George W. Bush, "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." — radio address, "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." — summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, "I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." — "Perhaps the biggest problem is that we have passed children from grade to grade, year after year, and those -- child hadn't learned the basics of reading and math." — "One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." - — "I think the American people—I hope the American—I don't think, let me—I hope the American people trust me." -— "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." — to a group of Amish he met with privately, "I don't bring God into my life to—to, you know, kind of be a political person." --Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production." --George W. Bush, White House, Monday, September 19. 2005How Stupid Do They Think We Are?Ever notice stupid things manufacturers have placed on packaging? Some of them can make a person wonder as to what these manufacturers think about the consumer and public who buy and/or use them. Here's some examples - On a bag of Fritos: If you find one that isn't here, add it to the comment for this entry in the blog...we would be interested in learning what else is out there. New Wallpaper Section!Check it out! Lots to choose from and more to come! Just go to "Deb's Grafix" button and scroll down to the wallpaper link! Heres another sample!
WOW! FastlaneGT has music now!Tuesday, September 13. 2005New Graphics! Sneak Preview!!Coming soon! Wallpaper for your computer's Desktop! Check out these three samples! They are 800X600! The first one was digitally done and other graphics added. The second and third ones are one of George's famous photos he takes around the country with added graphics! Thursday, September 8. 2005Will global warming make hurricanes stronger?With everything going on..this affects everyone..every where! Will global warming make hurricanes stronger? Climate change could make future hurricanes stronger, but whether the effect is measurable is still a matter of debate. It is also unknown whether it will change the total number of storms. Kevin Trenberth from the National Center for Atmospheric Research claims that warmer oceans and increased moisture could intensify the showers and thunderstorms that fuel hurricanes. "Trends in human-influenced environmental changes are now evident in hurricane regions," Trenberth said. "These changes are expected to affect hurricane intensity and rainfall, but the effect on hurricane numbers remains unclear. The key scientific question is how hurricanes are changing." Sea-surface temperatures in the tropical North Atlantic — the breeding ground for most U.S. hurricanes — have been the warmest on record over the last decade. Across the globe, the amount of water vapor over the oceans has increased by about 2 percent since 1988. Computer models show that these climate changes will push hurricane intensities toward extreme hurricanes, Trenberth said. Moreover, the added moisture in the air will produce heavier rains and increased flooding when the hurricanes make landfall. Swamped by data “In the models, an increase in sea surface temperature could make more intense systems,” said Philip Klotzbach, who was not involved in the present work. “But the models do not account for changes in wind patterns that might tend to tear apart hurricanes.” Klotzbach said that the effect of global warming on hurricanes may end up being small. He said it is hard to notice any difference because the “signal gets swamped by year-to-year variability.” According to Chris Landsea of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Atlantic Oceanographic and Meteorological Laboratory, there is evidence for natural swings between high and low hurricane activity that extend for 25 to 40 years. “The last 10 years have been busy for the U.S. — similar to what we experienced between the 1920s and 1960s,” Landsea said. He thought that global warming could have an impact on hurricanes, but he quoted one study that predicted only a 5 percent change in wind speeds over 80 years due to increases in heat-trapping greenhouse gases. “It doesn’t mean there is zero effect,” he said. “But that’s hardly measurable.” Storm tracks Klotzbach and William Gray, both of Colorado State University, have made hurricane forecasts for the Atlantic. The current 2005 predictions are 15 named storms (up to the letter M), of which eight are expected to become hurricanes. Four may become major hurricanes. Not all of these storms will reach land. Predicting how storms will move is a highly uncertain endeavor, and may have little to do with global warming. "There is no sound theoretical basis for drawing any conclusions about how anthropogenic climate change affects hurricane numbers or tracks, and thus how many hit land," Trenberth said In 2004, four hurricanes struck Florida, and 10 tropical cyclones or typhoons hit Japan. These unprecedented numbers were at least partly due to large-scale circulation features that drove the events toward land. The current work appears in Friday's issue of the journal Science. New Graphics in store!Wednesday, September 7. 2005Come Play with me!Got your attention!...LOL Play games on the PC from the wide selection on www.fastlanegt.com! Over 500 games and new ones almost every week! Just click on the "Games" button and you will be there! True Love - What's That?!Has someone said " I Love You" and it seemed just words to you? To some, that's all they are because they really haven't found it!
There are different types of love - Friendship Parental Sibling and more..... True Love is not to be confused with crushes and infatuations.... those are merely a sense of feeling needed or wanted and can be damaging if it is not dealt with.
One has heard the fairy tales of a 'happily ever after'- a carriage shadowed by the setting sun, in which a couple embrace - kissing away their adventure to step into a new life- one that will be proverbially perfect. This duo has gone through so much together, and now triumphs. Yet the only power that had any sway, was their love. It is is because of this, that True Love was created.
is out there, in the world… searching. It is very rare that the two halves of any puzzle find each other - but it happens. Love is not seen or heard but felt....it is a sense of feeling rather than seeing or hearing. It's a feeling so intense that you find yourself thinking of that person in everything you do, go, and say. Freedom to be yourself and yet still have that special someone right there to accept and love you as you are. True Love is not a thought but yet a feeling deep in your gut... one that allows you to feel and sense each other no matter where you both are.
Life's Ups & Downs
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can put beauty in the things that you see ...
Life can place challenges right at your feet. Life can make good of the hardships we meet. Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin. Life can reward those determined to win...
Life can be hurtful and not always fair. Life can surround you with people who care . Life clearly does offer its ups and its downs. Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns...
Life teaches us to take the good with the bad. Life is a mixture of happy and sad. SO...
Take the life that you have and give it your best. Think positive be happy let God do the rest. Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet. Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet...
To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall. Take each day that is dealt you and give it your all. Take the love that you're given and return it with care. Have faith that when needed it will always be there...
Take time to find the beauty in the things that you see. Take life's simple pleasures let them set your heart free. The idea here is simply to even the score. As you are met and faced with Life's Tug of War. Tuesday, September 6. 2005Fact: Celebrities & Their Real NamesCelebrities' Real Names
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